Weights Before Dates

I Fuck On The First Date Tee Fat Alf Kid? More like FAT-Tee Kid... We're bringing back an old classic from the Internet! Also available in youth sizes.

Crows Before Hoes T-Shirt Don't let a wildling girl get between you and your crows.  This premium ringspun cotton tee is soft and comfortable, unlike your Night's Watch uniform.

Fries Before Guys Ladies Tee or Tank The guys have their saying, why not us? 

Hipster Babies get started when they are young

Why settle for zeroes when you can date heroes? Show guys that you just aren't interested with this shirt!